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3.01: ANNE

One-room livin' downtown L.A.
Slingin’ pie cause I ran away
In a waitress uniform with a name-tag lie
There’s people all around me but I don’t look em in the eye
Yeah yeah yeah

Had too many of these bad dreams
Dread unshakeable memories
And it seems like I won’t find the peace I need
Cause even when i’m hiding out the lost ones come to me
Yeah yeah yeah

Came here just to be alone
But I wonder what it’s like at home
Yeah the sirens keep me up all night
Wherever I go, my fight’s still there to fight

So I followed them underground
Found myself on the long way down
And I got my fight back cuttin' demons up
Yeah it still hurts but it don’t tear me up now quite as much
Yeah yeah yeah

Came here just to be alone
But I’m happy to be going home
Yeah the sirens kept me up all night
Wherever I go, my fight’s still there to fight

You can’t be no one
if someone
will fight for you

3.02: DEAD MAN'S PARTY

Mom brought home a mask, fresh from the gallery
I think it's possessed but she thinks it's nice

All my friends are out cruisin' the alleyways
Are they glad I'm back, or they tellin lies?

I don't know what I'm supposed to do
Inside I just feel so black and blue
I'm not really in a party mood
The zombies just got here
And I don't wanna be rude

There's a zombie cat down with the dinner plates
And now neighbor Pat brought schnapps to share

Mom said that they met at book club
Seems legit to me

Willow’s flippin out, Xander oughta shut his mouth
Giles found the key and hates Americans

I don't know what I'm supposed to do
Inside I just feel so black and blue
I'm not really in a party mood
The zombies just got here
And I don't wanna be rude

Coming home is hard, but it's where I belong
Oh hey here's a shovel, BLAM! it's in her eyes

Sorry mom I never wanted
To kill your friend Pat

BA DA DA DA DA DOP
BOP BOP BA DOP

3.03: FAITH, HOPE & TRICK

Back to school and that Snyder’s still gunnin for me
Yeah I’m here but I can’t say I’m here totally
Cause I feel like the whole world is trapped behind glass
I keep trying to get through but I get nowhere fast

Outside the Bronze, someone’s doppelgänging me
Why’s she slayin my vamps and callin me B?

The good fight, out all night, it keeps me high
A short fuse, I can’t lose, I’m five by five
All I need is some red lipstick and just a little luck
When I get done slaying, gotta eat and maybe --


Fuck, Scott wants to date me, wants to claddagh and chill
But I’m too scared to feel all the things that I will

The last boy that I loved left a lot to unpack
Had to send him to hell, now he’ll never come back
But boys are just fun-machines! Boys are a snack!

The good fight, out all night, it keeps me high
A short fuse, I can’t lose, I’m five by five
You should really try to loosen up and find a little fun
If you focus on the right-now there’s no feeling that you can’t outrun


I know a thing or two about private pain
the look I see in your eyes is just the same
as mine, as mine

You’re dead right, the good fight is all I have
I’m not half as hard as I like to act
I been fighting on my own for so long, forget how this works
Usually I'm gone before I care enough to hurt


I watched my friend face her demons, and it gave strength to me
guess it’s time that i finally come clean

3.04: BEAUTY AND THE BEASTS

Tell it straight, tell it true
long-gone love come back to you
well it only make you lonely
I been down that very well
kissed the bottom, live to tell
and it only left me lonely

It isn’t like I asked for this
Bury me beneath the weight of what I used to miss
I’ll be digging out forever now from under it
Tugging on a thread that run me round and round
Turn me inside out

Funny how you think you know
what you feel and what you don’t
well you just might catch a surprise
Wind is calm, water smooth
but a longing deep inside of you
that’s been sleeping might come creeping

It isn’t like I asked for this
Bury me beneath the weight of what I used to miss
I’ll be digging out forever now from under it
Tugging on a thread that run me round and round
Turn me inside out

3.05: HOMECOMING

Don’t fuck with me this week Cordelia
Got campaign paraphernalia
you’ve never seen; my inner prom queen
can sweep and dust and mop the floor with you
poach those votes and still have time to do
homework and slay, oh how you’ll pay

Well tonight is the night
paper streamers, twinkle lights
limo ride, and surprise
Hey we’re finally at the… woods?
VCR and a tape
that some business vampire made
Instead of Homecoming
we’re running in SlayerFest 98

Being hunted with Cordelia
She ain’t gonna make this easier
Won’t stand a chance
‘less she gets mad
Then if you’re evil, yeah she’ll whack at ya
with a wooden handled spatula
Gorches beware! ...oh hey how’s my hair

Well tonight is the night
paper streamers, twinkle lights
limo ride, and surprise
Hey we’re finally at the… woods?
VCR and a tape
that some business vampire made
Instead of Homecoming
we’re running in SlayerFest 98

Well we didn’t win
Stupid homecoming
But we did win

at spending quality time and learning about one another’s strengths and weaknesses and deepening our friendship

Well tonight is the night
paper streamers, twinkle lights
limo ride, and surprise
Hey we’re finally at the… woods?
VCR and a tape
that some business vampire made
Instead of Homecoming
we’re running in SlayerFest 98

3.06: BAND CANDY

I fight demons and monsters
But this one scared me right out my wits:
Evil haunted-ass chocolate
Made my mom and my watcher kiss

Band candy!

This is disturbing, and I’m very upset. I may never recover. Oh god. 

Here come Principal Snyder
Even worse when he’s seventeen
Though we didn’t invite him
He’s hopping into the geek machine 

Band candy!

Okay Buffy: focus, focus, focus. You've got a lot of therapy in your future, but that's not the issue. Right now, you've gotta defeat some evil.

Ethan is back in town
Chaos is “Rayne”-ing down
And I think Giles is wearing eyeliner
Heeeeeeelp

Demon snake in the basement
Eating babies like cocoa puffs
Jesus Christ oh my god mom
Why the hell did you have handcuffs

Band candy!
Band candy!

3.07: REVELATIONS

I been
hangin around with a new friend
I wouldn’t say that we’re dating
but we go slaying a lot

All these feelings
Keeping the secrets from my friends
Angel’s shacked up at Vamp Mansion
I should be good but I’m not

I been walking a crooked line
Makin messes with my exes
Catches up to me every time
Why’d I make it so complicated
but from the wreck comes a revelation

Oh no
Caught in a romantic limbo
If Angel could just keep his shirt closed
we could all focus on work

Screw this
Gwendolyn Post typa nonsense
To hell with her pearls and her teabags
+ she’s so mean to Giles - what a jerk! 

When you’re walking a crooked line
Evil watcher, we almost gotcha
Catches up to you every time
Always make it so complicated
but from the wreck comes a revelation

Gwendolyn
Absorbing all that lightning
Into the glove of Myneghon
til I sliced off her arm

Faith’s got
something to say to me, but what
could she have to say to me I thought
we trusted each other a lot (sigh)

When you’re walking a crooked line
being a slayer has got its layers
Catches up to you every time
Always make it so complicated
but from the wreck comes a revelation

3.08: LOVER’S WALK

Spike needs a love spell like right now
He wants what he wants and he don’t care how
Drunk as vamp metabolism will allow
Spike needs a love spell like right now

Abracadabra, alakazam! 

eye of rat, essence of violet
cloves and some runic tablets
skink root, canary feather
rosethorn, mix em all together 

Spike needs a love spell like real quick
Dru made out with a Chaos Demon, holy shit!
So he kidnapped Willow cause she knows magic
Spike needs a love spell lickety split

Abracadabra, alakazam! 

eye of rat, essence of violet
cloves and some runic tablets
skink root, canary feather
rosethorn, mix em all together 

Spike needs a love spell so he thought
Couldn’t hear over the beating of his broken heart
Love without a soul can still be really hard
Spike needs a love spell so he thought

Abracadabra, alakazam! 

eye of rat, essence of violet
cloves and some runic tablets
skink root, canary feather
rosethorn, mix em all together

3.09: THE WISH 

Up in the cemetery every evening
Been slaying some vampires in Cleveland
Shout if you feel how I’m feeling
Just a vampire slayer in Cleveland
(vampire slayer in Cleveland) 

I don’t have much to believe in
No friends and no family in Cleveland
Just a whole lotta death I been dealing
to the vampires living in Cleveland
(vampire slayer in Cleveland)

Oh, when I go out on patrol
Oh, I’m the loneliest girl in Ohio

The rust belt hellmouth is seething
in the slumbering dark heart of Cleveland
All manner of evil come creepin
To the vampire slayer in Cleveland
(vampire slayer in Cleveland)

Oh, my whole life’s one long patrol
Oh, and every single night I have to go

check The Grog Shop, and Great Lakes Brewing, and Tommy’s on Coventry
The Rock N Roll Hall of Fame and the shores of Lake Erie
and don’t forget the labyrinth of Cleveland’s back alleys

I never dream about leaving
cause my calling has bound me to Cleveland
For the rest of the days that I’m breathing
I’ll be a vampire slayer in Cleveland
(vampire slayer in Cleveland x 4)