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4.01: THE FRESHMAN

Not supposed to be like this - y’know I used to be a real big fish
Never thought that I would miss being in high school
Nothing really feels the same, wasn’t ready for this change
But no one else is even phased, feel so uncool

All my friends are blending in, wish I was adapting
But my socializing hours are just chock-full of undead men
Wish I didn’t have to feel like such a freshman

Soon as I made one nice friend, campus vamps they fed on him
Seems a slayer just can’t win for losing
Can’t believe they cornered me, I escaped them very narrowly
Did anybody see-ee-ee where my moves went 

Frat guys giving Jell-O shots to incoming women
Yes I see the patriarchy’s alive and kickin'
Wish I didn’t have to feel like such a freshman

And did I mention! Giles has a girlfriend!
Or something, or something
And did I mention! Giles has a girlfriend!
It’s fucking weeeeeeird

I went to The Bronze round ten, hey Xander’s back in town again
Spent his summer stri-i-pping for some ladies
He told me I was strong, he said
I have the strength & power to send
Sunday to her knees to beg for some mercy

Dropped a bunch of psych books on a teacher’s assistant
Everyone’s into Monet or else they’ve gone Kilmt-ing
Wish it didn’t have to suck to feel like a freshman

4.02: LIVING CONDITIONS

Labels her eggs, flosses in bed
Borrowed my sweater without asking
What the shit, she got ketchup on it

Kathy sucks
Kathy sucks
Kathy really sucks
and I hate her guts

Irons her jeans, loves her capris
Only listens to the divas
On repeat for infinity  

Kathy sucks
Kathy sucks
Kathy really sucks
and I hate her guts

Do you believe in life after Kathy
I have to believe in life after Kathy

Poured animal blood right down my throat
And sucked out sections of my soul that
She tried to keep while I was asleep

Kathy sucks
Kathy sucks
What the fuck
Kathy really sucks
Kathy sucks

Kathy sucks
Kathy sucks
Kathy really sucks
and I hate her guts

4.03: THE HARSH LIGHT OF DAY

I thought I knew what I was getting into
Took a deep breath, leapt out of the window
Looking for an updraft, updraft
I didn’t get to catch that, catch that

Will it always feel like this
Where it starts off with a kiss
Then leaves me licking my wounds
and thinking of you 

Way back before I ever saw your face
I thought that love was something I should chase
I thought it’d fade but what do I know
I’m darker underneath your shadow

Will it always feel like this
Where it starts off with a kiss
Then leaves me licking my wounds
and thinking of you

Wanna see the world without you but I don’t know if I’m able
The demon in my bedside table
You left a mark on me that’s feelin kinda fatal
The demon in my bedside table 

Will it always feel like this
Where it starts off with a kiss
Then leaves me licking my wounds
and thinking of you