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4.01: THE FRESHMAN

Not supposed to be like this - y’know I used to be a real big fish
Never thought that I would miss being in high school
Nothing really feels the same, wasn’t ready for this change
But no one else is even phased, feel so uncool

All my friends are blending in, wish I was adapting
But my socializing hours are just chock-full of undead men
Wish I didn’t have to feel like such a freshman

Soon as I made one nice friend, campus vamps they fed on him
Seems a slayer just can’t win for losing
Can’t believe they cornered me, I escaped them very narrowly
Did anybody see-ee-ee where my moves went 

Frat guys giving Jell-O shots to incoming women
Yes I see the patriarchy’s alive and kickin'
Wish I didn’t have to feel like such a freshman

And did I mention! Giles has a girlfriend!
Or something, or something
And did I mention! Giles has a girlfriend!
It’s fucking weeeeeeird

I went to The Bronze round ten, hey Xander’s back in town again
Spent his summer stri-i-pping for some ladies
He told me I was strong, he said
I have the strength & power to send
Sunday to her knees to beg for some mercy

Dropped a bunch of psych books on a teacher’s assistant
Everyone’s into Monet or else they’ve gone Kilmt-ing
Wish it didn’t have to suck to feel like a freshman

4.02: LIVING CONDITIONS

Labels her eggs, flosses in bed
Borrowed my sweater without asking
What the shit, she got ketchup on it

Kathy sucks
Kathy sucks
Kathy really sucks
and I hate her guts

Irons her jeans, loves her capris
Only listens to the divas
On repeat for infinity  

Kathy sucks
Kathy sucks
Kathy really sucks
and I hate her guts

Do you believe in life after Kathy
I have to believe in life after Kathy

Poured animal blood right down my throat
And sucked out sections of my soul that
She tried to keep while I was asleep

Kathy sucks
Kathy sucks
What the fuck
Kathy really sucks
Kathy sucks

Kathy sucks
Kathy sucks
Kathy really sucks
and I hate her guts

4.03: THE HARSH LIGHT OF DAY

I thought I knew what I was getting into
Took a deep breath, leapt out of the window
Looking for an updraft, updraft
I didn’t get to catch that, catch that

Will it always feel like this
Where it starts off with a kiss
Then leaves me licking my wounds
and thinking of you 

Way back before I ever saw your face
I thought that love was something I should chase
I thought it’d fade but what do I know
I’m darker underneath your shadow

Will it always feel like this
Where it starts off with a kiss
Then leaves me licking my wounds
and thinking of you

Wanna see the world without you but I don’t know if I’m able
The demon in my bedside table
You left a mark on me that’s feelin kinda fatal
The demon in my bedside table 

Will it always feel like this
Where it starts off with a kiss
Then leaves me licking my wounds
and thinking of you

4.04: FEAR ITSELF

I feel like a pumpkin, they’re living it up in the sun
Til somebody cuts them, carving their hearts out for fun
One in a million, you made me feel like I was
But you’re just a villain, making a game outta love

Try to shake you, tonight I’m going out
But the curse on this party’s not what I need right now

Halloween night, night I’m supposed to have off
But all these demons never know when to back off
Drag me down in their haunted house like I got nothing better to do
On Halloween night, when all that I wanted is just to be haunted by you

Down at the frat house everyone coming undone
Tarantula party, people screaming and covered in blood
Whatever your worst fear, it’s coming to visit tonight
At least there’s no demon reptile waiting for a co-ed sacrifice

Usually I’d drive a stake through, and be sound asleep by ten
But the tonight the evil is fucking around in our heads

Halloween night, night I’m supposed to have off
But all these demons never know when to back off
Drag me down in their haunted house like I got nothing better to do
On Halloween night, when all that I wanted is just to be haunted by you

Maybe what you’re scared of can fit in the palm of your hand
Sometimes you gotta put your fist through a pentagram

Halloween night, night I’m supposed to have off
But all these demons never know when to back off
Drag me down in their haunted house like I got nothing better to do
On Halloween night, when all that I wanted is just to be haunted by you

4.05: BEER BAD

Well it’s a lousy time in a young girl’s life
I spent one night, it didn’t go right
I been paying for my feelings with interest
For just one night, with the wrong guy

Now I’m staring at the TV, cause I was at the pub last night
Drowning all my feelings, drinking until I was like 

BEER GOOD, FIRE BAD
BEER GOOD WHEN BUFFY SAD
BEER GOOD, FIRE BAD
BEER GOOD, BUFFY GET MAD
WHEN THERE’S NO BEER

Bad time, young girl’s life - 
BOY SMELL NICE! BOY SMELL NICE! 
Parker sucks, Parker lied
BOY SMELL NICE! BOY SMELL NICE! 

Miss the people on the TV, miss the people in the pub last night
Drowning all my feelings, drinking until I was like 

BEER GOOD, FIRE BAD
BEER GOOD WHEN BUFFY SAD
BEER GOOD, FIRE BAD
BEER GOOD, BUFFY GET MAD
WHEN THERE’S NO BEER

want beer, want beer, want beer, want beer

BEER GOOD, FIRE BAD
BEER GOOD WHEN BUFFY SAD
BEER GOOD, FIRE BAD
BEER GOOD, BUFFY GET MAD
WHEN THERE’S NO BEER

Parker sucks

4.06: WILD AT HEART

How can you leave me
How can you go
What were we, even?
I used to know
 
My heart, my center, oh it cannot hold
Was it ever real? Where will I go?
 
How can you leave me
How can you go
What were we, even?
Did I ever know? 
 
I was your lighthouse here to guide you home
Without your north star, now where will you go?
 
I thought you’d hold me, keep me safe from harm
But now I’m broken and you feel so far
I thought you’d hold me, keep me safe from harm
But now I’m broken
 
How can you leave me
How can you go
What were we, even?
Did I ever know? 
 
How can you leave me
How can you go
What were we, even?
I’ll never know

4.07: THE INITIATIVE

Ayo defeated by some fro-yo today
I know my preternatural grace ain’t always in play
Who has time for ballpoint pens
When you’re trying to support your friends
Cause Willow, she’s been mopin’ and you know that I was hopin’
We could dance until she smiles again

I don’t mind the cemetery grind
But this is one of those times
I need to party please
I need to party please

Ayo looks like there’s some commandos to chase
Don’t know what’s underneath that ski mask but this task ain’t great
I don’t have time for teutonic men
It’s more important to support your friends
Cause Willow, she’s been gloomin’ but you know I’d been assumin’
That we’ll dance until she smiles again

I don’t mind the cemetery grind
But this is one of those times
I need to party please
I need some party cheese

I want a night off - Xander and Harmony they could fill in for me
Every headliner needs a break so they don’t break

Ayo Spike got into the dorms oh my god
Willow my best friend she ain’t gettin’ bitten on my watch
When will Spike learn that this is my town
I’ll kick his ass and still have time to get down

I don’t mind the cemetery grind
But this is one of those times
I need to party please
I want some party cheese
I need to party please
Bring me some party cheese