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4.01: THE FRESHMAN

Not supposed to be like this - y’know I used to be a real big fish
Never thought that I would miss being in high school
Nothing really feels the same, wasn’t ready for this change
But no one else is even phased, feel so uncool

All my friends are blending in, wish I was adapting
But my socializing hours are just chock-full of undead men
Wish I didn’t have to feel like such a freshman

Soon as I made one nice friend, campus vamps they fed on him
Seems a slayer just can’t win for losing
Can’t believe they cornered me, I escaped them very narrowly
Did anybody see-ee-ee where my moves went 

Frat guys giving Jell-O shots to incoming women
Yes I see the patriarchy’s alive and kickin'
Wish I didn’t have to feel like such a freshman

And did I mention! Giles has a girlfriend!
Or something, or something
And did I mention! Giles has a girlfriend!
It’s fucking weeeeeeird

I went to The Bronze round ten, hey Xander’s back in town again
Spent his summer stri-i-pping for some ladies
He told me I was strong, he said
I have the strength & power to send
Sunday to her knees to beg for some mercy

Dropped a bunch of psych books on a teacher’s assistant
Everyone’s into Monet or else they’ve gone Kilmt-ing
Wish it didn’t have to suck to feel like a freshman

4.02: LIVING CONDITIONS

Labels her eggs, flosses in bed
Borrowed my sweater without asking
What the shit, she got ketchup on it

Kathy sucks
Kathy sucks
Kathy really sucks
and I hate her guts

Irons her jeans, loves her capris
Only listens to the divas
On repeat for infinity  

Kathy sucks
Kathy sucks
Kathy really sucks
and I hate her guts

Do you believe in life after Kathy
I have to believe in life after Kathy

Poured animal blood right down my throat
And sucked out sections of my soul that
She tried to keep while I was asleep

Kathy sucks
Kathy sucks
What the fuck
Kathy really sucks
Kathy sucks

Kathy sucks
Kathy sucks
Kathy really sucks
and I hate her guts

4.03: THE HARSH LIGHT OF DAY

I thought I knew what I was getting into
Took a deep breath, leapt out of the window
Looking for an updraft, updraft
I didn’t get to catch that, catch that

Will it always feel like this
Where it starts off with a kiss
Then leaves me licking my wounds
and thinking of you 

Way back before I ever saw your face
I thought that love was something I should chase
I thought it’d fade but what do I know
I’m darker underneath your shadow

Will it always feel like this
Where it starts off with a kiss
Then leaves me licking my wounds
and thinking of you

Wanna see the world without you but I don’t know if I’m able
The demon in my bedside table
You left a mark on me that’s feelin kinda fatal
The demon in my bedside table 

Will it always feel like this
Where it starts off with a kiss
Then leaves me licking my wounds
and thinking of you

4.04: FEAR ITSELF

I feel like a pumpkin, they’re living it up in the sun
Til somebody cuts them, carving their hearts out for fun
One in a million, you made me feel like I was
But you’re just a villain, making a game outta love

Try to shake you, tonight I’m going out
But the curse on this party’s not what I need right now

Halloween night, night I’m supposed to have off
But all these demons never know when to back off
Drag me down in their haunted house like I got nothing better to do
On Halloween night, when all that I wanted is just to be haunted by you

Down at the frat house everyone coming undone
Tarantula party, people screaming and covered in blood
Whatever your worst fear, it’s coming to visit tonight
At least there’s no demon reptile waiting for a co-ed sacrifice

Usually I’d drive a stake through, and be sound asleep by ten
But the tonight the evil is fucking around in our heads

Halloween night, night I’m supposed to have off
But all these demons never know when to back off
Drag me down in their haunted house like I got nothing better to do
On Halloween night, when all that I wanted is just to be haunted by you

Maybe what you’re scared of can fit in the palm of your hand
Sometimes you gotta put your fist through a pentagram

Halloween night, night I’m supposed to have off
But all these demons never know when to back off
Drag me down in their haunted house like I got nothing better to do
On Halloween night, when all that I wanted is just to be haunted by you

4.05: BEER BAD

Well it’s a lousy time in a young girl’s life
I spent one night, it didn’t go right
I been paying for my feelings with interest
For just one night, with the wrong guy

Now I’m staring at the TV, cause I was at the pub last night
Drowning all my feelings, drinking until I was like 

BEER GOOD, FIRE BAD
BEER GOOD WHEN BUFFY SAD
BEER GOOD, FIRE BAD
BEER GOOD, BUFFY GET MAD
WHEN THERE’S NO BEER

Bad time, young girl’s life - 
BOY SMELL NICE! BOY SMELL NICE! 
Parker sucks, Parker lied
BOY SMELL NICE! BOY SMELL NICE! 

Miss the people on the TV, miss the people in the pub last night
Drowning all my feelings, drinking until I was like 

BEER GOOD, FIRE BAD
BEER GOOD WHEN BUFFY SAD
BEER GOOD, FIRE BAD
BEER GOOD, BUFFY GET MAD
WHEN THERE’S NO BEER

want beer, want beer, want beer, want beer

BEER GOOD, FIRE BAD
BEER GOOD WHEN BUFFY SAD
BEER GOOD, FIRE BAD
BEER GOOD, BUFFY GET MAD
WHEN THERE’S NO BEER

Parker sucks

4.06: WILD AT HEART

How can you leave me
How can you go
What were we, even?
I used to know
 
My heart, my center, oh it cannot hold
Was it ever real? Where will I go?
 
How can you leave me
How can you go
What were we, even?
Did I ever know? 
 
I was your lighthouse here to guide you home
Without your north star, now where will you go?
 
I thought you’d hold me, keep me safe from harm
But now I’m broken and you feel so far
I thought you’d hold me, keep me safe from harm
But now I’m broken
 
How can you leave me
How can you go
What were we, even?
Did I ever know? 
 
How can you leave me
How can you go
What were we, even?
I’ll never know

4.07: THE INITIATIVE

Ayo defeated by some fro-yo today
I know my preternatural grace ain’t always in play
Who has time for ballpoint pens
When you’re trying to support your friends
Cause Willow, she’s been mopin’ and you know that I was hopin’
We could dance until she smiles again

I don’t mind the cemetery grind
But this is one of those times
I need to party please
I need to party please

Ayo looks like there’s some commandos to chase
Don’t know what’s underneath that ski mask but this task ain’t great
I don’t have time for teutonic men
It’s more important to support your friends
Cause Willow, she’s been gloomin’ but you know I’d been assumin’
That we’ll dance until she smiles again

I don’t mind the cemetery grind
But this is one of those times
I need to party please
I need some party cheese

I want a night off - Xander and Harmony they could fill in for me
Every headliner needs a break so they don’t break

Ayo Spike got into the dorms oh my god
Willow my best friend she ain’t gettin’ bitten on my watch
When will Spike learn that this is my town
I’ll kick his ass and still have time to get down

I don’t mind the cemetery grind
But this is one of those times
I need to party please
I want some party cheese
I need to party please
Bring me some party cheese

A1.08: I WILL REMEMBER YOU

In my wildest dreams I couldn’t have seen it so clear, so clear
After all this time, by some higher design you’re right here, right here

And I can’t believe it could be
Possible with you, possible with you
Possible with you, possible with you

Gave my heart to fate, held this terrible ache for so long, so long
Dreamed a thousand ways that could magically make us not wrong, not wrong
Some strange bolt of lightning fell into our laps, and why and how we don’t really know
All of me is reeling, shed that sinking feeling, now I’m never letting you go

Still I can’t believe it could be
Possible with you, possible with you
Possible with you, possible with you

I reached across the void for you
Please don’t do what you have to do
Cause now you say it’s over
There’s no way we can hold it
Time and shifting sand, it’s all out of our hands
But I won’t ever forget

Shame on me, I believed it could be
Possible with you, possible with you
Possible with you, possible with you

Had the wildest dream, in my slumber it seemed so clear, so clear
And I can’t say now cause I lost it somehow
But it was here, was right here

4.09: SOMETHING BLUE

Have you met my boyfriend — I mean, my fiancé?
Who needs a living boy when you have a vampire bae
He’s not the kind you take hometo open arms and hearts
But when he gave me his skull ring, I knew we’d never part

He’s oil, I’m holy water
I’m the chosen one, he’s a cold-blooded killer
But we’ll be cozy forever
in a crypt with a picket fence
We’ve got nothing in common
I like doily pillows, he sleeps in a coffin
And though it might interfere with my calling
Somehow this just makes sense
Doesn’t it?

I’m ninety-eight point six-ish, he’s room temp til the end
But y’know we heat up real quick cause he’s my ride-or-undead
I can see him in our future whittling my stakes
And every night I’ll feed him
Blood from a mug til we’re old and grey
I mean, blood from a mug til *I’M* old & grey

He’s oil, I’m holy water
I’m the chosen one, he’s a cold-blooded killer
But we’ll be cozy forever
in a crypt with a picket fence
We’ve got nothing in common
I like doily pillows, he sleeps in a coffin
And though it might interfere with my calling
Somehow this just makes sense
Doesn’t it?

Spike, so dreamy
Spike, your trench coat
Spike, don’t ever change
Spike, peroxide
Spike, your black nails
make me go insane
With the love that pounds inside my chest
And you breathe me down like a Morley’s cigarette

He’s oil, I’m holy water
I’m the chosen one, he’s a cold-blooded killer
But we’ll be cozy forever
in a crypt with a picket fence
We’ve got nothing in common
I like doily pillows, he sleeps in a coffin
And though it might interfere with my calling
Somehow this just makes sense
Doesn’t it?

4.10: HUSH

I’ve been up, up all night
I’ve been pacing, lost and tongue-tied
What’s the word to reveal
All the unsaid things I feel
But I keep quiet, can’t even try it

If you knew, knew the truth
Where I go at night without you
If you saw, saw the scars
And heard all the ugly parts
Would you still want me? How it haunts me

Darling, whenever I try to tell you
My voice gets caught
I’ve been breaking down doors to reach you
But the words stay locked

But we need to talk
We need to talk
We need to talk
We need to talk

When I woke, woke today
My heart was racing from a dream where
I was whole, wholly yours
No more secrets, no more trapdoors
Underneath me to defeat me

If I cut out my heart
Is it one more ugly part
Or if it’s out in the light
I can’t say for sure but it might
Just reveal me, oh the real me

Darling, whenever I try to tell you
My voice gets caught
I’ve been breaking down doors to reach you
But the words stay locked

But we need to talk
We need to talk
We need to talk
We need to talk

Listen: Don’t listen to me
When I’m fishing for what I might mean
Let my actions speak for me
Free me, let’s dream of a dream
Where it’s easy to say what we mean
Not these empty words
Where everything hurts
And all I can do is scream

Darling, whenever I try to tell you
My voice gets caught
I’ve been breaking down doors to reach you
But the words stay locked

But we need to talk
We need to talk
We need to talk
We need to talk

So we’re here, hear me out
Here’s the part that I’ve left out
I’m gonna tell you—
Okay, I’m gonna tell you—

4.11: DOOMED

It’s the end of the world again
I don’t know how this keeps on happening
There’s no rest for the wicked
Even less for me and my friends
It’s the end of the world again

It’s apocalypse time again
A bad time to commit to new boyfriends
He wants a beginning
But my calling never ends
And it’s apocalypse time again

Oh what’s the point of loving
When it seems like there’s always somethin
Trying its hardest to summon
The end of times, and this burden’s mine, all mine

It’s the end of the world again
Feels like a rerun that I’m watchin
And every time, my disbelief
Gets harder to suspend
When it’s the end of the world again

Oh what’s the point of loving
When it seems like there’s always some demon
Trying its hardest to summon
The end of times, and this burden’s mine, all mine

I stopped the end of the world again
And hey nobody even wound up dead
If my heart’ll beat for another week
I can open it to him
Cause I stopped the end of the world again

4.12: A NEW MAN

No, I don’t know everything   
Even though I’ve acted it  
Held the torch, I know you did
Lighting up the worst of it

Searching through the long night that my life turned out to be
You stand by me

Spend your life protecting me
Helped me find the best of me
Never knew I needed you
Til I couldn’t lean on you

We don’t have the blood to show but know you’ll always be  
My family
My family

4.13: THE I IN TEAM

Professor Walsh, hey don’t you reckon
If I could neutralize all your best guys in 28 seconds
Maybe I’m not just the Slayer you’re stuck with -
Maybe I’m the Slayer that you shouldn’t fuck with
Come on

I thought it’d be fun to join the army
Or to be more specific, let the army join me
Go to work with my boyfriend, what could the harm be?
But I was mythtaken, unfortunately   
Cause Maggie, you’re an evil
*ahem*

Professor Walsh, I’m feeling insulted
You think 2 Cthulhu Swamp Monster Dudes are worthy opponents? (For me?!)
Honey I’m not just the Slayer you’re stuck with -
Believe me I’m the Slayer that you shouldn’t fuck with
For sure

I thought it’d be fun to join the army
Or to be more specific, let the army join me
Go to work with my boyfriend, what could the harm be?
But I was mythtaken, unfortunately   
Cause Maggie, you’re an evil

Bitch monster of death
Bitch monster of death
Bitch monster of death
Bitch monster of death

I thought it’d be fun to join the army
But I was mythtaken, unfortunately   
Cause Maggie, you’re an evil

Bitch monster of death
Bitch monster of death
Bitch monster of death
Bitch monster of death

4.14: GOODBYE IOWA

There isn’t any easy way out of this
You know, and I know
Something got a hold of you but what is it
You don’t know, you said so

I’m feeling your, feeling your grip
Starting to starting to slip
How can I help you hold onto this

You were the one thing that I knew I could count on
but you’re all shook up, all shook up
You know I was ready for someone holdin steady
but you’re all shook up, all shook up

I don’t really know how to reach you now
It’s scary, what could be
I don’t really know how to calm you down
Heart racing, hands shaking

I’m feeling your, feeling your grip
Starting to starting to slip
I just want to help you hold onto this

You were the one thing that I knew I could count on
but you’re all shook up, all shook up
You know I was ready for someone holdin steady
but you’re all shook up, all shook up

I know you don’t know who you are anymore
I know you don’t know but I won’t let you go

You were the one thing that I knew I could count on
but you’re all shook up, all shook up
Come home yeah I’m ready to just hold, hold you steady
cause you’re all shook up, all shook up

4.15: THIS YEAR’S GIRL

I didn’t think we’d meet again
They all said you wouldn’t wake but still I held my breath
Maybe we gave each other wounds that couldn’t mend
But I always hoped we’d meet again

It’s like oh, no one else could ever really know me
Oh, in the way that only you could know me
Oh, and it doesn’t have to be the way it seems
When you see me in your dreams

I didn’t think we’d end up here
Reunited but still pulled apart by hate and fear
If I’m honest, I’d rather burn than disappear
But I never thought we’d end up here

It’s like oh, somehow I knew this day was always comin
Oh the endless strain of always fighting something
Oh, it doesn’t have to be as hurtful as it seems
I’m not your enemy

My girlfriend’s back
My girlfriend’s back
My girlfriend’s back
And we’re gonna be in trouble
Yeah we’re gonna be in trouble

You left your world, came back to mine
But part of me was on the lookout this whole time

I guess it’s true, no one else could ever really know me
Ooh, in the way that only you could know me
Ooh, bad girls do the things they have to to survive
And I’m feelin… FIVE … BY … FIVE!

4.16: WHO ARE YOU?


I been waiting for this day for a very long time
I thought I might sleep for the rest of my life
But now I’m wide awake and revenge is mine

Both of us were Chosen, so far as I see
Don’t know why you seem to think you’re better than me
But now I’m gonna find the fun inside of you B

Seems like you think you’ve been living
Your best life, so I’m feeling driven
To test drive the one you’ve been given

While I was sleeping I dreamed about you
And all the ways I’d make you pay
For taking my whole life away
All that I wanted to do
Was find a way to make you see
That you are just the rest, the rest of me

I used to think there wasn’t any difference between
A killer and slayer, they both do the same thing
But it’s looking kind of different now from under your skin

Seems like you think you’ve been living
Your best life, so I’m feeling driven
To test drive the one you’ve been given

While I was sleeping I dreamed about you
And all the things I’d want to say
If I ever got the chance someday
Thought I couldn’t do what you do
But when I’m you, it comes easily
Maybe you’re the best, the best of me

Well I used to think I really had you all figured out
But now I feel the weight that you carry around
Maybe one day we’ll be standing on common ground

I thought it would mean less to me
To feel like you’re the best of me
I’ve been believing secretly
That I’m all bad, but now I see
it differently

While you were sleeping I dreamed about you
The things I want to say and how
I might never get the chance to now
I need to tell you what’s true
I know that you’re the rest of me
And you could still be the best, the best of me

4.17: SUPERSTAR


BUFFY:
There goes Jonathan, he’s so cool
Protector of Sunnydale High School
Always ready with great advice
For slaying and also my love life

There goes Jonathan, he’s so fine
Defeated the mayor that one time
Crushed the bones of The Master too
There’s nothing that he can’t do

XANDER:
I don’t even mind
That my girlfriend says his name
When we’re lying in my bed
I mean who could really blame

GILES:
How can I choose between
Misters July and January
Don’t make me choose between
Every month he’s equally dreamy

Master of strategy
Fighting demons or playing chess
Picture of suavity  
In black tie or turtleneck

WILLOW:
He’s the perfect height at five foot six
How I adored him in The Matrix
Love his book and every song he sings
And just when I thought I was done with men